Farting Competition - Greg and Robert

“I definitely have the smelliest and loudest farts! You could never beat me in a competition!” Robert wanted to challenge Greg to a farting competition. Greg wasn’t the type of person to do that, he was the all around american boy. Although it wasn’t like him at all, Greg wasn’t the one to back down. So he said, “Only if you're up for it.”

Sitting in the KFC toilet stalls, Robert and Greg counted down from 3. “3…2…1!” Robert let one slip,PFFTTTTTTT! Greg went next, but it wasn’t as loud as Robert’s. Then Robert let another one slip, and it was as loud as both of their farts combined.

It wasn’t long before the bathroom smelled like rotten coleslaw. Robert was still going, but Greg felt so sick he called out. In other words Greg lost. Robert was so cocky that he kept going, PFFT!PFFTTTT!PFTTTTTTTTTT!He even got someone to bring in a piece of fried chicken for him! His farts came out one after another, but then he seemed to stop. “I think it’s stuck!” Robert sounded constipated. It seemed like Robert’s stomach was reacting badly to the chicken he ate!

“PUSH!” Greg yelled. “I can’t!” Robert responded. There was a moment of silence, and then … PPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT! It sounded like the biggest fart of the century, but it wasn’t a fart. Diarrhea came out of his bum!The big “fart” exploded out of his pant’s and broke through the stall walls! What were they gonna do now?

“Robert! What have you done?!” Greg was disgusted in Robert. Greg had diarrhea all over him. Not to mention, how were they going to explain this mess to the owner? They quickly hopped up and lucky the bathrooms had showers for the workers. Whilst showering they could hear people walking in and vomiting their lungs out. They thought to themselves, “Great, another mess to clean up!”. They finished having showers and were wearing wet clothes. It wasn’t long before the manager walked in on them cleaning the bathroom? The manager was stunned with happiness, but then he saw the mess and stormed out. Soon they finished cleaning up, but the manager was still angry. So they proposed a deal, if they worked there for 2 weeks for free, the manager would let them off.

In conclusion, don't ever have a farting contest in a public bathroom, especially after you have eaten fried chicken. Because fried chicken will always end in a disaster.