Quirky Writing Speech

 Statement: All of New York City’s Forks should have Drake's face on them.

Person: Drake

Thing: Fork

Place: New York city

Intro:

Introducing Statement. 

Topic 1:

When people look at Drakes face it encourages them to recycle their plastic forks

Topic 2:

Metal forks are too shiny and hurt people 's, Drake's face will block the harmful reflection.

Topic 3:

Drakes face makes food taste better

Outro:

Restate Topics

Forks are elite. New York City is Bright. Drake excites . If we combine those three together they could be unstoppable. Just think… Drake's face on all the forks in NYC! It will encourage people to be ECO friendly, Drake's face will help those with sore eyes and it will definitely make food taste better. 

People are constantly using plastic cutlery. Even though there is wooden cutlery, plastic cutlery still exists. If we print Drake's face on wooden cutlery it will add more “wow” factor. People will be attracted to these forks more and it will cancel out all plastic cutlery. It is scientifically proven that people's brains get so overjoyed (when seeing Drake's face) that it ultimately makes you sad!

Seeing your reflection in the metal cutlery makes your eyes sore. The light reflects off and it’s so bright that scientists say it’s as bright as the sun! Putting a print of Drake's face will block out all of the harmful rays.

Drake's face doesn't only make forks look better, but it makes the food taste better. When you see Drake's face it sends signals to the brain. Then the brain sends signals to your taste buds. Your taste buds get so excited that it doesn’t care what kind of food it is. It just tastes good. This is also scientifically proven.

Drake would be an even bigger icon from this amazing idea. I don’t know why people wouldn’t want his face on their cutlery. Using wooden instead of plastic is awesome. Helping doctors by reducing patients with sore eyes is also awesome. Last, but not least, food tasting better just because of one simple action is the most awesome. Don’t forget to look at your daily dose of Drake's face.